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| * |
run while you still can |
** |
insist on a prenup |
| *** |
good but hard work |
**** |
made for each other |
| ***** |
soul mates |
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N.B. For simplicities sake (and because we got fed
up with the word 'partner'), all humans will
be referred to as 'he' and all pets as
'she'.
These compatibility reports are intended purely to
provide an inkling of married life with your pet.
They are likely to be just as accurate as regular
astrology. We take no responsibility for inaccurate
character references and apologise if we've
incorrectly implied you are dull, clinically obese,
or a nag; or if this encourages you to marry a
completely unsuitable pet. If you have already
committed to a pet and your compatibility rating is
disappointing, you must of course honour your
obligations.
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